The Pledge Of Allegiance

The Pledge Of Allegiance
God Bless America!

Saturday, May 31, 2014

Some Men Are Such Bitches! GROW THE FUCK UP!

I could not make this shit up if I wanted too! I received these text messages this morning at around 8:50am. From a guy named Mike that I meet at the Armory over 2yrs ago. I saw him once after that at the Armory again, and only spoke with him maybe twice on the phone. Every time he contacted after that was thru a text message, once every 6-7 months, nor was I interested in having sex with him. He was just a cool guy I met at a function. When I had a event I would send out mass text messages, so he would get one. That's it, that's all. Last time I heard from him was back in January when I was hosting the swingers party in Vegas. Again, all thru text messages. When we first met, I called him a few times...when I never got a call back...I never called him again. The communication was all thru text message after that, mostly from him...when he felt like it. Didn't bother me, as you can see thru these text messages that transpired this morning. 

What? Just because I hear from you I'm supposed to do fucking cartwheels muthafucka? I need to be cheerleading from your text message and tell you what you want to hear? A john or a paying customer? LMMFAO!!! I see someone needs their diaper changed, and seeks some serious attention, and when things don't go as planned...they act the fuck out! 

Some people wake up, and just say " Hey, who can I fuck with today? I need attention, let me see who I can contact this morning and start some shit." Like I said in the beginning...I COULD NOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP IF I WANTED TOO! 😂😂😂👌
I'm not going to argue with you, I'm just going to say it like it should be said...Blunt & Truthful. Then I'm going to write a blog, and just let everyone know about some of the folks I come across. Oh, and pay attention to the racial comment...WOWZERS! 

I'm just to real for some people, there is nothing fake about SoSexyKima aka Kima Shines. I do not kiss ass, I don't go along to get along, I'm not shady nor shiesty, I do not live in denial, I don't have to lie to get what I want, and I sure ass hell don't whine or bitch about shit! There is no "sugar coating here"... NONE WHATSOEVER! I don't give a fuck about what anyone thinks of me. You want to fuck with me or be up on what I got going...then it's as real as it's ever going to be in your fuckin' life. Ask around, fuck with me, your living well just like me. When I stop fucking with folks, either because they have no business sense at all, or they bring drama & negativity onto the table...then folks want to chop me up and talk behind my back. I don't give a shit. That's all folks!!! 


 Mike: nothing, just seeing how you are going.
doing, how’s the business and the parties, and the life going?

Kima: All is well

Mike: that’s good. Any big things happening soon?

Kima: Follow or subscribe and wait for it to be announced.

Mike: well I’m not looking to follow or subscribe. I got to know you out of the business and parties and porn and all of that. I’m not looking to get to know you in that department, sure it’s what you do for work but I’m not a john, or a paying customer. 
I’m the same guy that’s not trying to fuck
that’s trying to connect with a woman who I thought was cool
That’s all, but if you’re going to try to trick and flip me, then lmk because I’ll just leave you alone for good. I’m just trying to say hi, and see if you’re ever available for a blunt or a drink or something without the pressure of sex or bull shit that you probably get from other men
......ok well that sucks
I wish you the best kima, 
hope your flipping and business goes well. When your tired of getting hit on and would like a solid non sexual fried lmk and we can talk about it and be friends like we started, later

Kima : You have issues I see, it's 9am in the morning and your coming at me with drama and a temper tantrum. I haven't seen u in over 2yrs, u get at me when U feel like it, we r not friends. We r associates, if u don't want to contact me again...DONT. I do not care.

Mike: Im far from having issues, I have a lot going on for me (own business, travel, money in the bank, etc) I hit you up randomly because when I do you always offer me some party or bs. we can be more than associates but you never give me the time of day which is all good. Just thought I’d try and reach out and be civil but I guess if I don’t have money it’s not walking haha. have a good one. Yes its 9am, wake up, money is out there, lay in bed and lose money. take care!

Kima: Damn, lmao...your worse than a female. Bitchin' 

Mike: lmao, maybe, but I know that’s stemming from your race, it’s all good. This bitch is going to enjoy the good life lmao
stay hurting
later

Kima: Who's hurting? U obviously to rant like your doing. Real men pick up the phone to talk... Not text message. I never gave u the time of day because you ain't talking about shit. 


My girl pointed out..."Didn't he ask you what big things were happening soon?"
EXACTLY! EXACTLY! EXACTLY! 

What a fucking loser...and he ain't the only boy(does not deserve to be called a man) in the world that acts like that, and race does not matter either. Get it together, and grow the fuck up! 

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Pool Time At The Chicken Ranch Brothel

Pool Time At The Chicken Ranch Brothel

 Dahlia 2011 Courtesan of The Year

 SexyLexy 2010 Courtesan of The Year
Kima
Zoiya Gold






Thursday, May 8, 2014

Pot Shop - Macklemore Thrift Shop PARODY

I'm To Old For Children's Games, My High School Days Were A Looooooooong Time Ago.

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Good Morning From The Chicken Ranch Brothel!

I woke up at around 7:15am this morning, I worked until 3:30 am catching some sleep in between.


 I arrived on Monday morning, I was picked up by Joel, one of the limo driver's for the Chicken Ranch Brothel and was dropped off at the clinic for testing. I meet a lovely woman named Phyllis who told me what to expect while working at the Ranch.



 Once testing was over, 2 other ladies had been picked up, and the other limo driver, Kenny was taking us to the Ranch. The Ranch is about 60 miles away from Las Vegas, about a 50 minute to an hour drive, smack dab in the middle of the desert! It was warm, but windy and I had a feeling it was going to rain soon. Upon arrival we were introduced to the "house ladies", and other staff, filled out paperwork, told the rules and then shown our rooms. I baptized my room by taking some "selfies" and doing some webcam.


It was a long and fun day! Awoke on Tuesday morning, with a clean bill of health, picked up my sheriff's card, and was in my 1st lineup that afternoon! 
SoSexyKima aka Kima Shines is officially a legal courtesan!

Stay tuned...